Fun fact: the longest I ever went without sex was a year and a half and it didn’t bother me at all because my first boyfriend was so bad in bed that I didn’t even know what an orgasm was yet.
Shaved balls are fucking disgusting I swear to god
Just to clarify, I have pretty much been in a relationship since I was about 14.
I have obviously had spells in there - I think the longest as a few months when I was about 16 - where I was single, but never for very long. I went from Mikey who I was very serious with from age 17 to age 20, pretty much straight to Kerr from 20 to 22. So I’ve certainly never been single when I’ve been old enough to go out to clubs or go out on “dates” so to speak. So I’m basically a complete virgin when it comes to singledom and the world of dating and meeting new people.
I guess I am kind of enjoying it, like it’s alright. But I haven’t had sex for about a month now and that is the longest in 5 years that I’ve gone without it which is weird. It isn’t really bothering me that much to be honest. I more miss having boy cuddles and someone to just lie and chill with all the time.
I’ve not got dates with 3 different guys next week and help me I don’t know what I’m doing like at all
I feel like I’m playing men at their own game but I also feel like I’m far too disorganised to be doing this
I’m addicted to Ed Sheeran. I’ve had his new album on repeat for like a week and I love every single song bar one. I know he’s mainsteam but I think he’s completely underrated as a musician and as an artist which he truly is.
With all the talentless, autotuned pish that’s in the UK’s top 40, he is just a ray of light. His lyrics are so intricate and clever, all his songs tell a story and I love that. He is so honest as well. Just such a clever man and I don’t think it’d be overzealous to call him a musical genius.
Me being a cunt as per always
I’ve recently noticed that I have a slight lazy eye and I fucking hate it waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa